Funny SMS messages

Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
(Category: Funny SMS messages Characters: 39)

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
(Category: Funny SMS messages Characters: 156)

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole
(Category: Funny SMS messages Characters: 56)

All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
(Category: Funny SMS messages Characters: 58)

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
(Category: Funny SMS messages Characters: 90)

I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS U ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE U ARE SMILING
(Category: Funny SMS messages Characters: 159)

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
(Category: Funny SMS messages Characters: 95)

WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
(Category: Romantic SMS messages Characters: 66)