Best SMS Messages

You have been charged 73 pounds for reading this SMS.
Thanks for using Vodafone.
(Category: Best SMS messages Characters: 81)

Fact 1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tongue...

Fact 2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it!
(Category: Best SMS messages Characters: 117)

Sweet candies are very nice to eat,
Sweet words are easy to say,
But Sweet people are hard to find. My goodness...
How did u find me ...??
(Category: Best SMS messages Characters: 139)

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
(Category: Best SMS messages Characters: 70)

My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
(Category: Best SMS messages Characters: 75)

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
(Category: Best SMS messages Characters: 84)

Socks must be regarded as dirty as you can distinguish right from left!
(Category: Best SMS messages Characters: 72)

Next to you I feel so smart!
(Category: Funny SMS Jokes Characters: 29)