Send funny SMS jokes

From: Sniper

Please take one step to the left.
I dont see you!
(Category: Best SMS messages Characters: 120)

From: Vodafone
Dear customer,
if you dont send enough SMS messages to your girl/boyfriend, your contract will be terminated.
(Category: Best SMS messages Characters: 120)

Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY! send this to someone that you think is gorgeous, dont send it to me as I have had 100s already
(Category: Funny SMS jokes Characters: 131)

Keep the school clean ... stay home!
(Category: Funny SMS jokes Characters: 37)

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
(Category: Flirt SMS Messages Characters: 51)

To love someone is nothing. To be loved by someone is something. To love and be loved by someone is everything.
(Category: Love SMS Messages Characters: 112)

Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed .. Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year...
(Category: New Year SMS Characters: 143)

A -u r Attractive, B -u r the Best, C -u r Cute, D -u r Dear, E -u r Excellent, F -u r Funny, G -u r Gud Looking, H -HeHe, I - I am, J -Just, K -Kidding
(Category: Funny SMS Messages Characters: 153)

Question: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the eiffel tower? Answer: Yes, because the eiffel tower can’t jump.Think differently.
(Category: Funny SMS jokes Characters: 128)

Each successful person has a painful story. Each painful story has a Successful ending. Accept the pain and Taste the success.
(Category: Dirty SMS jokes Characters: 127)

BScience has proved that sugar melts in water.. So please dont walk in the rain, i may lose a sweet friend like U. :)
(Category: Romantic SMS messages Characters: 117)

Lovely Friendship is Like Standing on the Wet Cement. Longer U Stay, Harder to leave and if U try to go, U cant go without leaving Ur Footprint..
(Category: Funny SMS Jokes Characters: 147)

We are so tired ... we are so puffed ... we were both sweating, our bodies become sticky ... when treated an old couch in the basement.
(Category: Funny SMS Jokes Characters: 136)

Don't eat breakfast - thinking about you. Don't eat lunch - thinking about you, don't eat supper - thinking about you. Don't sleep at night - I want to eat!
(Category: Funny SMS Jokes Characters: 157)

Know that every time poking into the mobile keypad, you push the death of at least 1000 bacteria ... Be merciful - remove my fingers from the buttons.
(Category: Funny SMS Jokes Characters: 151)